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Get roasted. Go viral.

Roast You is an iPhone app for memeable moments: upload a selfie, outfit, or room photo, pick savage roast, backhanded compliment, or chaotic hype, then share a card built for social. Each successful AI roast uses one credit. Powered by qaimos.co.uk AI. No account required.

Built for iPhone. No sign in required. The App Store button opens the Roast You listing (US link; Apple may redirect to your local storefront where supported).

Get the app

Roast You runs on iOS 17+. Install from the App Store; credits start free and top-ups use Apple In-App Purchase.

How it works

Upload

Photo in, roast out

Pick from your library or snap something roastable — selfies, fits, rooms, anything. When you tap Roast You, the app sends your image over an encrypted connection so vision AI can write a custom line in the style you chose.

Modes

Three kinds of damage

Savage Roast for maximum wit, Backhanded Compliment for polite violence, or Chaotic Hype for unhinged stan energy that still lands as a roast.

Share

Cards built for social

Every result renders as a vertical share card with your photo, the roast, and hashtags. Copy the caption or open the iOS share sheet — built for stories, group chats, and posting.

Credits

1 roast = 1 credit

You start with free credits. Each successful AI roast consumes one credit from your balance. When you run out, open the Credits tab to buy more — currently a 10-credit consumable pack via Apple StoreKit.

  • Credits and balance persist locally on your device
  • No third-party advertising SDKs in the app we ship
  • Roast generation powered by qaimos.co.uk hosted AI proxy

Just for fun

Roast You is entertainment, not advice. AI roasts are generated for laughs and sharing — keep it playful, don’t target protected traits, and don’t take the internet too seriously.

Contact

Questions about Roast You, partnerships, or privacy: email info@qaimos.co.uk.

Read the privacy policy

Entertainment only. AI roasts are jokes for sharing, not factual statements about you or anyone else. Do not use generated content to harass or bully. You are responsible for what you post.